Clichè- An Independent Film

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Independent Films are like cliches, . Wait that doesn’t make sense. Indie Films should . Son of a bitch, what is wrong with me? There’s more than one way . Fuck it!

If you think this sketch is as screwed up as a football bat and that The Lava Factory should wake up and smell the cliche, then you should watch .

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UPDATE: When it comes to , the got you covered.


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Happy Father’s Day 2007

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Angelina Jolie to the Press “How’s this for Dramatic Irony, Baby?”

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1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.

America’s favorite celebrity child hoarder has gone all ironical on us. She’s starring in a film about freedom of press…But until they . that makes my head hurt — not from ponderous language, but from ridiculous demands. How can a reporter not be allowed to ask Lips about her on-again, off-again, creepy-again ? And what’s this — no delving into the psychology of adopting all those Jolie-Pitt kids that ?

Where does she come off? This is America dammit! Our ! If they’re not allowed to ask her who she preferred having sex with or , then they can not do their jobs! Does she think they were sent their to do interviews about the film?

Poppycock and Garnish Hens!

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No Such Thing As A Good Shit

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I just took a — it was almost orgasmic.

It’s odd to me that we associate one of the most pleasing experiences of our lives with so many bad things.

For instance, when things go bad, . Or when one goes crazy, they’ve gone . If you’re stupid, you’re a or you have .

If you tell your girlfriend that you aren’t ready for a commitment, she calls you a . When you’re so drunk that you drop trou and shit in front of your girlfriend’s parents, you’re . If you try to tell your girlfriend that you don’t remember a thing from the dinner with her parents, she says, “Sure. You don’t know ! Do you?” When the security cam video from the restaurant you ate at with your girlfriend’s parents shows up on , you’ve now made her . And if there’s a daily vlog dedicated to you all the times you were caught taking a shit in public, then it’s the .

I say we either stick to , or have at all. This associating shit with bad shit is plain !

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Things Jose Would Never Say.

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I tried to think of some in conjunction with this sketch by The Non-Retards, but couldn’t think of anything not covered or uncovered by Jose. What I find amazing is that Jose can say anything at all. I personally have never met a man so needlessly, uninterestingly, boringly devoid of intellect.

He is a very stupid man.

If one were to ask, “How many Jose’s does it take to change a light bulb?” One would not get a very good answer, because we can never truly define what a Jose is or isn’t or could be.

Is a Jose a man, woman, deer, or child? Is Jose everlasting or short tempered? Is Jose no way? Is Jose can you see? And for that matter why is there no C in Jose? Does he not eat enough Oranges? What is an Orange?

I find the mystery of Jose to be, above all, hard to figure out.

For instance, all the things he says he’d never say, I heard him say. is, “WTF?”

And as I now find it time to go, I find it , because I don’t know how to say goodbye.

All this because of a bunch of Things Jose Would Never Say.

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