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Independent Films are like cliches, everyone has one. Wait that doesn’t make sense. Indie Films should let sleeping cliches lie. Son of a bitch, what is wrong with me? There’s more than one way to cliche and Indie Film. Fuck it!

If you think this sketch is as screwed up as a football bat and that The Lava Factory should wake up and smell the cliche, then you should watch this Independent Music Video.

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UPDATE: When it comes to indie film cliche, the Boo’s got you covered.

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Awkward…

My Father’s Flow Is Tight

Family Secrets Hurt

Father’s Always Bring Their Work Home With Them

A Touching Moment

Happy Father’s Day!

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1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.

America’s favorite celebrity child hoarder has gone all ironical on us. She’s starring in a film about freedom of press…But Jolie ain’t talkin’ to the press until they sign her contract. The contract contains language that makes my head hurt — not from ponderous language, but from ridiculous demands. How can a reporter not be allowed to ask Lips about her on-again, off-again, creepy-again relationship with Poke look-a-like Brad Pitt? And what’s this — no delving into the psychology of adopting all those Jolie-Pitt kids that Sally Struthers wanted to eat?

Where does she come off? This is America dammit! Our journalists have integrity here! If they’re not allowed to ask her who she preferred having sex with Billy Bob or Juliet, then they can not do their jobs! Does she think they were sent their to do interviews about the film?

Poppycock and Garnish Hens!

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Holy shit! I just took a good shit — it was almost orgasmic.

It’s odd to me that we associate one of the most pleasing experiences of our lives with so many bad things.

For instance, when things go bad, the shit hits the fan. Or when one goes crazy, they’ve gone ape shit. If you’re stupid, you’re a shit head or you have shit for brains.

If you tell your girlfriend that you aren’t ready for a commitment, she calls you a piece of shit. When you’re so drunk that you drop trou and shit in front of your girlfriend’s parents, you’re shit faced. If you try to tell your girlfriend that you don’t remember a thing from the dinner with her parents, she says, “Sure. You don’t know jack shit! Do you?” When the security cam video from the restaurant you ate at with your girlfriend’s parents shows up on YouTube, you’ve now made her shit list. And if there’s a daily vlog dedicated to you all the times you were caught taking a shit in public, then it’s the same shit, different day.

I say we either stick to good shit, or have no shit at all. This associating shit with bad shit is plain horse shit!

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I tried to think of some funny things to say in conjunction with this sketch by The Non-Retards, but couldn’t think of anything not covered or uncovered by Jose. What I find amazing is that Jose can say anything at all. I personally have never met a man so needlessly, uninterestingly, boringly devoid of intellect.

He is a very stupid man.

If one were to ask, “How many Jose’s does it take to change a light bulb?” One would not get a very good answer, because we can never truly define what a Jose is or isn’t or could be.

Is a Jose a man, woman, deer, or child? Is Jose everlasting or short tempered? Is Jose no way? Is Jose can you see? And for that matter why is there no C in Jose? Does he not eat enough Oranges? What is an Orange?

I find the mystery of Jose to be, above all, hard to figure out.

For instance, all the things he says he’d never say, I heard him say. All I can say is, “WTF?”

And as I now find it time to go, I find it hard to say goodbye, because I don’t know how to say goodbye.

All this because of a bunch of Things Jose Would Never Say.

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