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I was driving down the road today and I saw a sign that said “BOOM” — that’s it, no punctuation, no explanation, no nothing. “BOOM”

Why the hell would you put a sign on the road that said “BOOM”? What is to be gained by such an experiment? Are you trying to scare people? Are you a terrorist?

What the fuck is that? “BOOM”? “BOOM”?

Terrorism is no laughing matter you little terrorist sheep-dicks! Terrorism is terrifying! How would you like it if I came over to your house and put a sign on your yard that said “BANG” or “POW”? Or maybe I could gut your cat and leave its entrails in the box of your favorite cereal…would you like that, you terror mongers?

I just wanted to drive in peace, but nooooooooooo. I had to see “BOOM”!!!

I hate driving.

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YouTube has named the top twenty sketches submitted for it’s Sketchies contest. Regrettably no sketches from The Poke Show were named. Shouldn’t have sent all those threatening letters I guess.

I will now list the top twenty by category:

Worthy of Poke’s Praise

News Team

Waffle

A Day in the Life of an M.C. Escher Drawing

Soothing Nature Day Spa

Worthy of a Giggle From Poke

Brothers-in Arms, Hamburgers

Home Time

Borats Anonymous

In Search of Poe

Global Awesome

Brainstormers!

Ketchup

Worthy of Poke’s Disdain

Best Friends Defeat Dragons

Matthew McConaughey CAN’T Get His Shirt Off!!!

Keira and Johnny! Behind the Scenes - Pirates of the Caribbean

The Stages of Having to Pee

Quake Flakes

Secret Agent follows Muslim

Neighbors

MERMAN-King MAH DOO!

Most annoying cell phone ever

Fairly disappointing bunch if you take out those top four. If you think that’s sour grapes talking, then you’re stupid — cause no grape, sour or ripe, can talk.

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“The Terrorist” is now on Funny or Die. Another one WALKING TALL! Go Vote!

Anyone see Sarah Silverman blasting Paris Hilton on the MTV Movie awards last weekend?

Best Sarah Silverman song ever.

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How can anyone be turned on by bukkake? I mean, Golden Showers I get. Dirty Sanchez, what’s not to love? Snarzar…Well, they don’t call me Snarzar Herbert for nothin’.

Bukkake is like honestly the only thing in this world that makes me want to never have sex again. I saw it performed once at The Met, and I’ve vowed to never see it again.

I’m just anti-bukkake, that’s all.

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Combining Sketch Comedy with Email Scams and Brilliant Acting

The Original

Killing Like Six Birds With One Rubber Ball

Kids Have the Darnedest Jobs

When does a porn need better writing?

Irresponsible?

There’s No Humor Like Classic Humor

That’s Sexual Harassment and I don’t have to take it!

Rey from The Non-Retards loves this sketch.

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