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How is it possible that National Treasure: National Treasure Harder is kicking ass at the box office?

I have not seen the movie so I can not say that it doesn’t suck, but I have seen the trailer and I can say that it does suck. Nicolas Cage is like a bad lap dance — you pay for him and go home with crabs.

I went and saw Juno the other day. It was funny, but damned if I didn’t feel like I needed to be logged on to Urban Dictionary as I watched it. The slang flies around like Nicolas Cage in ConAir — it may save the day, but it has a horrible accent and crabs.

I liked the little girl who pretended to cut that dude’s nuts off in that other movie about teenagers and sex.

I do however find it interesting that screenwriter Diablo Cody used to be a stripper. It reminds me of a Nicolas Cage joke I once heard:

Nicolas Cage, a stripper, and some crabs go to a movie set. Nic tells the stripper that he was in Leaving Las Vegas. The stripper replies, “Get away from me, poor man’s Tom Hanks!” The crabs then eat Nicolas Cage whole and National Treasure: Return of That Cage Guy is put on hold.

Nicolas Cage jokes suck.

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I’ve always wondered why we get fall-down, kiss-your-sister drunk on New Year’s Eve. I think it’s because we know that no matter how much we hope things’ll change, the New Year will most likely be as crappy as the old one.

BTW, if you haven’t seen it posted all over the internet…check out Jib Jab’s In 2007 and remember the crappiness that was this year.

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Ring In The New Year At Humor Blogs.