One of my dogs started eating poop. I read somewhere on the internet that they do that because it tastes good to them. I got to thinking that maybe we as humans are missing out. So I ate some poop. And to be totally honest, it tasted like shit.
Have you ever eaten an apple and wondered if Eve looked hot naked?
Have you ever popped a cherry in your mouth and felt a bit dirty about it?
Have you ever had a lover shove a banana in you butt and thought to yourself, “YELLOW!”?
Kermit the Frog was an idiot (is an idiot, if you’re one of those nutjobs that thinks he’s still alive). It is easy to be green. Go to a local taco stand and you’ll be green for a week. Your tongue will turn green. You’re face will turn green. Your penis will turn green. If you’re a woman, you’ll grow a green penis.
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