10 Steps to a Happy Easter
The Non-Retards, The Poke Show Original Sketch Comedy May 10th, 2007Okay, I’ve been asked to post about this video. It’s the video that started it all. It gave birth to this site. It rocked the world (if 200 views –at the time of posting — can be considered “rock”ing), it changed lives, and it forever created the lore of Poke and The Poke Show. Sucks to be you.
Easter is a happy time for the Poke household. Instead of eggs we hide nudie mags and instead of kids on the hunt it’s just me and a bottle of Lubriderm. I often enjoy a nice Easter water hose spray down. The neighbors don’t like it, but Jesus died for the Bill of Rights and if the constitution says I can be naked and wet in my front yard, then who are they to question it?
I think the thing I like best about Easter is how easy it is to get chicks during that time of year — and I ain’t talkin’ about baby chickens. It’s only second to Christmas as a time when a normally respectable woman would stoop to genital smackin’ with a guy like me. At Christmas it’s cause they’re lonely and vulnerable, at Easter it’s cause they feel sexy in their flirty spring dresses and pissed-off cause they had to go to church with their folks only to see what they missed out on when they passed up all the losers from high school who now rock the trophy wives and hold down good jobs. That’s exactly when Poke arrives in a blaze of Christ-like glory to patch the snatch then ride off into the Easter sunset having performed almost as good a deed as the Lord Jesus himself.
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May 11th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Personally I think April Fools is the sexiest holiday, because when I wake up before noon, someone always tricks me into sucking their penis. I get mad initially, because I’m not gay, but then they’re like “April Fools!” and I can’t be angry anymore, because that’s the rule.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:47 am
I hate it when people make me kill someone on April Fools.
Poke
May 11th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Can I have the recipe for the barbeque sauce?
Unk
May 24th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Correction, tell them it’s pork. People taste like pork. That’s where the term “long pig” came from. And if there are any witnesses, pick them off and make sausage. Works in Texas.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Good Ol’ Texas!
Poke
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