A Social Commentary by Nicklaus Louis
The Non-Retards, The Poke Show Original Sketch Comedy June 24th, 2007Here’s a social commentary for you: Nicklaus Louis is a beefy, big, blimpy, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, burly, butterball like, chunky, corpulent, cow sized, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-bellied, lardy, large-ish, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty whale. He’s so damn fat!
Why do people get us confused?
I’ve only met the man once, but I knew within minutes of our first meeting that I would loathe him for all eternity. Any commentary on social issues that he gives is one I’d like to shove up his ass. This guy wouldn’t know social satire from SoCal Satyre.
Yet I hired him to do sketch comedy. Kinda dense, dim-witted, doltish, dull, dumb headed, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick of me, don’t you think?
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June 24th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
That’s brilliant!
You know, I once tried to join the forces of the sewage waste management team, but the test was pretty hard, and I let myself, and the sanitary needs of this city down.
June 24th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
why am i not surprised. this funny, yet presented in a true to life style commentary brings to the surface Nick’s ability to deliver. once again you hit the funny bone.
June 25th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
It would have have been a LITTLE BIT better if…… Nick was Naked
June 25th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
oh, and why does Jose always have to take off his shirt?
June 28th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Dad and I watched this together. We both laughed. This one was pretty good. I think you are BRILLIANT.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Isn’t it just like Nick to get his mom and mother-in-law to comment on how great he is?
I hate you Nick.
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July 4th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Take it easy Pokey boy. Nick is that brilliant. He is handsome and has one tremendous love snake; besides he let’s me take my shirt off whenever I want. Now if I could only take my pants off like that, it would be the best Christmas EVER.
July 6th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
How much did he pay you?
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July 10th, 2007 at 1:27 am
“…wieghty whale…” man, thats gold!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 7:36 am
WTF?
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July 12th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Jose is a gay man.
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