Jan 16

Poke Porn Vol. 2 — Free Porn For Men

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Why do men like porn? It’s a question that has haunted us since the dawn of time…which, as it were, coincided with the dawn of porn.

Studies have shown that men seek out porn because they seek comfort. Either their current sexual relationship or their previous sexual relationships do or did not provide them with the comfort they need or needed. They basically seek comfort in a woman who will never scold them for drinking too much, make them take out the trash, or get mad at them for looking at porn (which would be weird — You ever think porn starlets get mad at their men for not looking at porn?).

But I for one think that theory is horse porn…or bull porn, even.

I think the reason men like porn is because we like to see naked women. We also like to see naked women getting banged.

There is no moment happier in a man’s life than the moment he sees a naked woman. It doesn’t matter if she shows everyone on the internet her naked body…for free. A man’s only thought is, “This woman is naked and I am seeing her.” Some might counter-argue that men don’t want to see just any woman naked, but only the most perfect of women naked. I would then counter-counter-argue that they should shut up cause I am looking at a naked woman. At that point their counter-counter-counter-argument would be that I never loved them and that I should’ve married the slut on the computer if I wanted her so bad.

Men like porn cause it’s free. It always has been and always will be. Even when porn cost money, it’s free. Cause porn doesn’t just die after the initial viewing, it lives on in our minds, our hard drives, and in the boxes under the blankets in the attic.

Or look at it this way. Say I find a porn called “The Fanny Diaries” for five bucks in the Previously Cum Stained bin at my favorite XXX store and I buy it. I’d likely watch it a hundred times before reselling it for two bucks at my second favorite XXX store three weeks later. Do the math, I paid five bucks for it and watched it a hundred times. That’s five cents per viewing. Then I was given two bucks for it. That two bucks cancels out the five cents making the porn free. I have a beautiful mind, do I not?






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Jan 10

Poke Porn Vol. 1 — The Poke Show Is The Best Place On The Internet To Find Poke Porn

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If you came here looking for Poke Porn and you like a lot of Poke Porn, because The Poke Show is the best place on the internet to find Poke Porn.

Now that that’s out of the way let me just get this other thing out of the way — The Poke Show is not the best place on the internet to find regular porn. It is absolutely not the best place on the internet to find normal porn. Sorry.

So if you found this page by surfing for poke porn, poke her, poke a girl, poke that girl, poke my mom, poke his mom, poke her mom, poke some other dude’s mom, poke her ass, poke a hot ass, poke a so-so ass, poke the poke hole, or the ever popular poke pron I’m afraid you’ve not found any run of the mill porn. Just Poke Porn.

I’m absolutely serious here. We do not carry or promote any kind of plain porn here. No boob porn, big boob porn, big tit porn, ass porn, big ass porn, anal sex porn, anal penetration porn or any hardcore porn can found here.

And before you ask, we don’t carry or promote any kind of niche porn here either. I have never posted anything about fetish porn, weird porn, sick porn, or anything like that. I don’t use this blog to tell the world about BBW porn, BDSM porn, CFNM porn, MILF porn, WYSIWYG porn, or any other acronymonious porn. And I certainly don’t post toon porn, foot porn, animal porn, food porn, alien porn, political porn, vintage porn, cheesy porn, radical porn, or poo porn.

Okay, so now that we got that out of the way. Now that you understand that we really have no ordinary porn here. Now that it is clear that this is not a site for popular porn, and most assuredly not the best place on the internet to find good ol’ fashioned man-on-girl, girl-on-girl, plastic-toy-on girl porn. We can continue.

I don’t like porn. I mean, I like porn, but I don’t like porn. I like looking at porn, but I don’t like looking at porn. I like what I see when I look at porn, but I don’t like what I see when I look at porn.

Wait. Maybe I need to explain this better.

Porn is bad. Porn is good, but porn is bad. Porn turns you on, but porn can also turn you off. Porn is a time waste, even if you consider it time well spent. Imagine all you could do in life if there was no such thing as porn.

If there was no such thing as porn, I’d probably invent it and make a ton of money.





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