One Year Of Sketch Comedy

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Today is the One Year Anniversary of the posting of our very first original sketch . So, The Poke Show is officially a one year old baby. I was planning on having a new sketch, but some folks who shall remain nameless — *ahem* *ahem* — failed to come through for me. So check out some of our old and pray that some day we get some new stuff.

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P.S. For all zero of you that care, I placed third in both the and the contest. I am now officially the Ross Perot of .

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Keep Voting For Poke And More Voting For Poke

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Whoohoo!!!

Twice in one week!

I now have a finalist in two blog comps. You can now vote for me on and you can still get your vote in for me on .

CLICK HERE to vote for my comment on Mattress Police

CLICK HERE to vote for my comment on Crummy Church Signs

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Vote For Poke or I Wanna Free Book And You Can Help Me Get One

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Using my ever expanding brain, I witted up a witty witticism for Joel B.’s inaugural commentary contest on .

CLICK HERE to vote for me (the voting poll is at the bottom of the post).

I could really use something to read these days, so if you like what I came up with, cast a vote for me, which is a vote for change…cause I never won no free stuff in my life.

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P.S. Is it ok for me to campaign for votes?

P.P.S. Will my pastor screw up my campaign?

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Thanks

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Thanks for the comments. Regular posting will begin….now!

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Leave a Comment…Pretty Please

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So, someone has finally noticed my absence. Thanks .

There’s two reasons why I haven’t been posting:

1) I’ve been under the weather.

I have a bad back — some days it hurts like the devil to sit at my PC. I’d use my laptop, but it’s like 6 years old and extremely slow (in computer years it’s a seventy year old woman).

Of course, I’ve had the back thing for a while and have fought through the pain many times in order to bring my viewers sketch comedy goodness. So, while I am listing this one first, it is definitely not the top reason — that would be:

2) I was trying to see if anyone would notice.

I’ll put it to you this way…this blog gets a nice chunk of traffic for a niche site that doesn’t advertise and isn’t highly ranked on any blog ranking sites (because we’ve been screwed over more than once — another rant for another day). Yet all that traffic means nothing if no one ever comments.

In the year this site has been up, I have gained one frequent commenter that doesn’t know me or any members of The Non-Retards or The Lava Factory personally — that would be the aforementioned Bee (and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate her — I mean she doesn’t even know me and she cared enough to ask what was up…no one who has a vested interest in this site did that).

I know a lot of people subscribe to the feed, I can see when they do and when they visit. Yet rarely do I get the joy of hearing what these people think.

I’ve read many articles and blog posts saying that in order to get people to comment you pretty much have to beg them. So that’s what I’m gonna do.

PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT

Tell me if you like the site. Tell me if you don’t. Tell me if you think I’m an idiot. Tell me if you are an idiot yourself. Just tell me something. I need to know my time is worth it.

If this sounds like me being a whiny bitch, so be it. But I feel it needed to be said.

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