The Poke Show

My life as a gamer lasted about ten minutes. It was at our family reunion when I was ten. My cousin, Connie McPokerton had just been given an Atari 2600 for her birthday. She challenged me to a game of Space Invaders. She ritualistically whipped my ass — then adding insult to injury, she yanked my pants down and told all the family members in attendance that I lost because of my inadequate joystick.

So when someone asks me if I own an Xbox or a Wii or a PS3, I usually yank out my balls and ask them if they’d like to play with my SNES (aka Super Nut-E-Sack).

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I’m sorry, but I just don’t like basketball. A bunch of sweaty men running around in shiny outfits, playing with big orange balls, and backing each other down the lane sounds like an activity better suited for a night on the town in San Fransisco, if you catch my drift. In fact, I usually tune out anything with a basketball reference in it.

If there is anything that’d make me give some cheers to basketball, it’d be naked basketball, as long as the nude basketball players are of the right sex.

These two guys from The Non-Retards may be good at sketch comedy, but don’t expect them on the cover of NBA Live ‘07.

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Seems to me like our neighbors from the North are kinda geeky.

I never got into D&D. I was busy doing better things, like your mom.

I remember the first D&D arcade game, and the D&D cartoon. I also remember pantsing a big D&D nerd during lunch period my sophomore year.

What I’m trying to say is…I’m cool, and if you understand what these guys are saying, you’re not.

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Here’s a social commentary for you: Nicklaus Louis is a beefy, big, blimpy, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, burly, butterball like, chunky, corpulent, cow sized, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-bellied, lardy, large-ish, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty whale. He’s so damn fat!

Why do people get us confused?

I’ve only met the man once, but I knew within minutes of our first meeting that I would loathe him for all eternity. Any commentary on social issues that he gives is one I’d like to shove up his ass. This guy wouldn’t know social satire from SoCal Satyre.

Yet I hired him to do sketch comedy. Kinda dense, dim-witted, doltish, dull, dumb headed, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick of me, don’t you think?

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Independent Films are like cliches, everyone has one. Wait that doesn’t make sense. Indie Films should let sleeping cliches lie. Son of a bitch, what is wrong with me? There’s more than one way to cliche and Indie Film. Fuck it!

If you think this sketch is as screwed up as a football bat and that The Lava Factory should wake up and smell the cliche, then you should watch this Independent Music Video.

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UPDATE: When it comes to indie film cliche, the Boo’s got you covered.

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