Okay, I’ve been asked to post about this video. It’s the video that started it all. It gave birth to this site. It rocked the world (if 200 views –at the time of posting — can be considered “rock”ing), it changed lives, and it forever created the lore of Poke and The Poke Show. Sucks to be you.

is a happy time for the Poke household. Instead of we hide and instead of kids on the hunt it’s just me and a bottle of Lubriderm. I often enjoy a nice Easter . The neighbors don’t like it, but Jesus died for the Bill of Rights and if the constitution says I can be , then who are they to question it?

I think the thing I like best about is how easy it is to get chicks during that time of year — and I ain’t talkin’ about . It’s only second to Christmas as a time when a normally respectable woman would stoop to with a guy like me. At Christmas it’s cause they’re lonely and vulnerable, at Easter it’s cause they feel sexy in their and pissed-off cause they had to go to church with their folks only to see what they missed out on when they passed up all the from high school who now rock the trophy wives and hold down good jobs. That’s exactly when Poke arrives in a blaze of Christ-like glory to patch the snatch then ride off into the having performed almost as good a deed as the Lord Jesus himself.

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