I once new a girl named Deaner
She sported a ‘normous big wiener
As s/h/it yanked it out
I let out a shout
And suddenly the Adam’s apple made sense.
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When I was a wee, li’l runt
I thought I’d pull off a stunt
I peeped like a Tom
My friend Billy’s mom
And that’s how I learned of the ugliness of vaginal warts.
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Her face was covered in zits.
Bad Acne is really the pits.
But men formed a line,
They said she was fine,
Cause she had a nice pair of fat bags.
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A girl with the last name of Duckett
Is thought to be quite the cum-bucket.
She licks and she blows
And every guy knows
If you take off your pants she will….
Shit! What rhymes with bucket?
Oh well, I’m heading over to that Duckett girl’s house.
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Dick Peters had a cock
That’d wake him each morning in shock.
He choked it until
It’s innards were spilled,
And he lunched on crispy fried chicken that day. Yummmmmmm!
