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My life as a gamer lasted about ten minutes. It was at our family reunion when I was ten. My cousin, Connie McPokerton had just been given an Atari 2600 for her birthday. She challenged me to a game of Space Invaders. She ritualistically whipped my ass — then adding insult to injury, she yanked my pants down and told all the family members in attendance that I lost because of my inadequate joystick.

So when someone asks me if I own an Xbox or a Wii or a PS3, I usually yank out my balls and ask them if they’d like to play with my SNES (aka Super Nut-E-Sack).

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Seems to me like our neighbors from the North are kinda geeky.

I never got into D&D. I was busy doing better things, like your mom.

I remember the first D&D arcade game, and the D&D cartoon. I also remember pantsing a big D&D nerd during lunch period my sophomore year.

What I’m trying to say is…I’m cool, and if you understand what these guys are saying, you’re not.

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Independent Films are like cliches, everyone has one. Wait that doesn’t make sense. Indie Films should let sleeping cliches lie. Son of a bitch, what is wrong with me? There’s more than one way to cliche and Indie Film. Fuck it!

If you think this sketch is as screwed up as a football bat and that The Lava Factory should wake up and smell the cliche, then you should watch this Independent Music Video.

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UPDATE: When it comes to indie film cliche, the Boo’s got you covered.

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How can anyone be turned on by bukkake? I mean, Golden Showers I get. Dirty Sanchez, what’s not to love? Snarzar…Well, they don’t call me Snarzar Herbert for nothin’.

Bukkake is like honestly the only thing in this world that makes me want to never have sex again. I saw it performed once at The Met, and I’ve vowed to never see it again.

I’m just anti-bukkake, that’s all.

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Not many people know this, but I am single handedly (pun intended, read on) responsible for the most notorious terrorist video of our time.

It happened like this: I was walking to the corner store and I was abducted by two Arab terrorists in a wood-paneled station wagon. They took me to a remote location in the heart of New York City. It was a room with a view of a mid-town high rise — I could see two lesbians having sex on their balcony and I got my own high rise. I was given a camera, which I thought was supposed to be used in the video taping of the lesbian sex, but you know those Arab terrorists are all about violence and care nothing of sex, so they repeatedly beat me until I finally looked away from the carpet munching.

It was then that Bin Laden walked into the room in a chef’s hat (he apparently runs a bistro in Manhattan — they call him The Soup Islamo-Fascist), and that’s when I realized that I was about to make one of those internet terrorist videos. He told me to start recording, so I did. He told me to point the camera at myself, so I did. He told me to drop trou and play with my aforementioned high rise, so I did. He took the tape and instructed the Arab terrorists to take me back from whence I came, after I winced and came that is.

I’m not sure what happened after that, but I do know that a man who sells drugs at the corner of 5th and Wabashia, who claims to be undercover C.I.A., told me that they were able to capture Bin Laden because of his weakness for home made Brad Pitt look-a-like porn. Of course you’ll never read a headline like “Bin Laden Captured” in the New York Post Times, because Brad Pitt and his lawyers want to keep my existence under wraps. It all equals out in the end because he occasionally lets me have sex with Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, and Gwyneth Paltrow…at the same time.

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