The Non-Retards got together one night to make a little Overtime Boogaloo. Jose knew he was in for some homoerotic sexuations, but no one told him there would be dancing…that’s why he looks so out of breath.
Leave it to The Non-Retards to write sketch comedy about vegetables. I honestly don’t know why I asked these guys to be part of this site. There is absolutely nothing funny about Brussels Sprouts. Making a comedy sketch about Brussels Sprouts is a recipe for disaster.
Anyway, if you’re a vegetarian and like sketch comedy, then you’ll find this one appetizing. But if you would rather keep the veggies in the kitchen and the comedy on the web, then you’ll hate this one.
UPDATE: I just watched it again. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now I get it.
I’m sorry, but I just don’t like basketball. A bunch of sweaty men running around in shiny outfits, playing with big orange balls, and backing each other down the lane sounds like an activity better suited for a night on the town in San Fransisco, if you catch my drift. In fact, I usually tune out anything with a basketball reference in it.
Here’s a social commentary for you: Nicklaus Louis is a beefy, big, blimpy, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, burly, butterball like, chunky, corpulent, cow sized, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-bellied, lardy, large-ish, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty whale. He’s so damn fat!
Why do people get us confused?
I’ve only met the man once, but I knew within minutes of our first meeting that I would loathe him for all eternity. Any commentary on social issues that he gives is one I’d like to shove up his ass. This guy wouldn’t know social satire from SoCal Satyre.
Yet I hired him to do sketch comedy. Kinda dense, dim-witted, doltish, dull, dumb headed, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick of me, don’t you think?