As I drove home from work today, I stopped by a . I noticed many signs in the parking lot that read ““. I thought to myself, Maybe I’ll get a free sandwich, or maybe one of the servers at the drive-thru window will flash me. Turns out, all the appreciation was reserved for “inside customers”.

A nice looking, but fully clothed young lady handed me my food and my oh-so-sweet tea.

I asked if I could have a straw.

She told me it was in the bag.

I drove away.

About a block away, I discovered that the little slut was a filthy, lying whore.

Not only was there no straw, but I got the feeling that the dude in the fancy Lexus behind me was at that very moment getting a nice view of her supple breasts.

“” my ass.

Poke

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