D&D Tax Consultants
The Lava Factory, The Poke Show Original Sketch Comedy July 1st, 2007UPDATE: If your new to the site, please check out all of our sketches (just click on the sketch name to see the embedded player).
Seems to me like our neighbors from the North are kinda geeky.
I never got into D&D. I was busy doing better things, like your mom.
I remember the first D&D arcade game, and the D&D cartoon. I also remember pantsing a big D&D nerd during lunch period my sophomore year.
What I’m trying to say is…I’m cool, and if you understand what these guys are saying, you’re not.
Poke
July 1st, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I did participate in a D&D group. My friends were such smartasses that we ended up laughing more than playing the game. Our dungeon master got pissed at the rest of us. It didn’t take long for my first character to get killed. Twenty-five years later I probably understand taxes better than that game.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I don’t understand either subject. A Boobie Tax Consultants or Steak Tax Consultants business would be something I could put in my mouth.
Poke
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:19 am
The idea had a lot of potential, but I’m disappointed the sketch didn’t really reach that. The “magic missile into your circle of protection” line was the best, though! The parts to me that were the funniest were when they were playing it pretty straight and not overacting.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 am
Bring back that Mencia guy…he was funny. I don’t know the difference between D & D and S & M, if there is one. At least I understood Mencia. By the way Poke, how’d you get Mencia to work for you?
Chris
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Well have another one you lush!! It’s not my fault the little boy you stalk is on vacation. While I do plan to come back more pantsless than ever, I don’t see in my future to anything like your boyfriend Carlos. Sorry to dissapoint and I wish you well in your neverending quest to throatspank Mencia.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Geez, I was just asking…anyway, who the hell is Jose?
Chris
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Jose is an immigrant that does not speak Englishe very well.
Poke
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:46 pm
… your word is combustion…
can you use it in a sentence?
…if you don’t shutup’ I will comebustya side yo head!!!
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Someone please ban this guy.
Poke
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
*ban
There ya go . . . :D
July 4th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Thanks. He deserved it.
Poke
July 7th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
DIdn’t really find it that funny, good idea, very poorly wrote, nice try. But FAIL.
July 8th, 2007 at 12:46 am
Are you the chick from The Weakest Link?
Poke