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They say you can tell a lot about a person just by looking at their car. Take me for instance, I drive a slow white van with transmission problems. That is exactly me.

But you can also tell a lot about a hippie by looking at their hippie bus.

If their hippie bus is covered with bumper stickers that say things like “No War” or “The Only Bush I Trust is the One Between My Legs”, then they are a political hippie.

If their hippie bus is covered with grass or some AstroTurf, then they are an environmentalist hippie.

If their hippie bus is covered with porcelain animal figurines, then they are a PETA hippie.

If their hippie bus is covered with many different colors of paint, then they are a drug addicted hippie.

If their hippie bus has the same paint it did when it rolled off the factory floor, then they are a nudist hippie.

And if their hippie bus is leaking oil and making a lot of noise for no discernible reason, then they are a menstruating femi-nazi hippie.

Which brings me to the dirty, hairy hippie girls. I don’t get it. What’s the use of being free with nudity if men run away every time you raise your arm? And why be so into free love if your lover(s) need David Livingstone’s collected maps to reach your hippie festival?

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