Humor-Blogs, Like, So Wants To Go Out With Me
What Makes Poke Think? January 25th, 2008A couple of days ago, I checked out The Poke Show’s ranking at Humor-Blogs. I was sittin’ cute-in-the-face at #410.
A few hours later I noticed a jump in traffic from that site and checked again. I was amazed to find out that I was now sittin’ Tawny Kitaen circa ‘87 at #42. I didn’t know how, but I didn’t care — I was suddenly popular and sexy!
The next day it was revealed that there was a mix up in the software and a lot of crappy blogs suddenly jumped to the top of the heap. Mine was one of them. So I was sent back to the outcast table, where I was sittin’ fugly at #569.
Now, by some other strange twist of fate, The Poke Show is back up. I’m sittin’ smokin’ hot at #65.
I feel like I’m in Junior High again. Every little blemish could make or break me. If I get a boner in the middle of Geometry cause Linda Hassle is sitting next to me and I can kinda see her bra through her shirt, I might be made fun of or be made to take off my pants so the girls in the class can learn about the male anatomy. I don’t know what to do.
I feel like hanging around outside the 7 Eleven with a Big Gulp while telling some parachute pants wearin’ lame-o that I have the high score on like six Pac Man machines around town.
Poke
Tags: humor, Poke, The Poke Show
January 25th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I jumped all the way up to sweet number two! I was so happy I e-mailed all my friends and family so they could go check Bad Ass Bee out!
Much to my embarrasment, by the time the checked I was NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. I disapeared!
Luckily for me, I took a screen shot of my short lived rise to fame.
January 26th, 2008 at 2:15 am
“I took a screen shot of my short lived rise to fame.”
See now that would’ve been the smart thing to do. I never have been to good at the smart stuff.
Poke