I’m pretty sure there has never been a woman named Sharona. It’s gotta be a fake name. Who would ever add an “a” to “Sharon”? I’ve met a couple of Sharons who could stand to loose some of their “a”, but have yet to meet a Sharon that needed an “a” added to her. Most Sharons come equipped with an “a” from birth.

Speaking of “a”, I took an assessment test (get it, ass-essment, tee-hee) and I found out that I am an excellent reader. So if there was a job out there where I could read for a living, I’d probably make an excellent living doing that job.

Hey!

That thought got me to thinking just now. I read a lot of blogs. I should start charging people to read their blog. It actually could work well for both of us. For a small, nominal, insignificant fee I will read your blog then tell you what sucks about it so you can mold it into something that I would like more, which would make me want to read it for free so you would get to stop paying me to read it. See, I’m saving you money in the long run.

Have you ever tried selling glasses to a blind man?

It’s really not that hard. Just tell him they will cure his blindness, make sure to get the money up front, then run away with the glasses (it’s not like he can see where you ran to…you never gave him the glasses).

I find that we as a society do not pick on the handicapped enough. God made them lesser than us for a reason — so that we might have something to make us laugh in our otherwise pathetic yet normie life. But I don’t think we should laugh at them to their face. Especially if their handicap is that they have no face…I mean where would you laugh to?

I know that by making fun of the handicapped I am giving Karma a window of opportunity to make at least one of my future children handicapped. Karma’s always trying to make human’s pay for appreciating God’s gifts. Personally, I think Karma’s pissed that he got stuck with Buddha when God was picking out ideals for his new religion/money making scheme.

But if Karma does give me a handicapped kid, I hope her handicap is that she is “a”less. Then I can name her Sharona, and that song will finally make sense to me.

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