How is it possible that ?

I have not seen the movie so I can not say that it doesn’t suck, but I have seen the trailer and I can say that it does suck. is like a bad lap dance — you pay for him and go home with .

I went and saw the other day. It was funny, but damned if I didn’t feel like I needed to be logged on to as I watched it. The slang flies around like — it may save the day, but it has a horrible accent and crabs.

I liked the little girl who pretended to cut that dude’s nuts off in that other movie about teenagers and sex.

I do however find it interesting that screenwriter . It reminds me of a Nicolas Cage joke I once heard:

Nicolas Cage, a stripper, and some crabs go to a movie set. Nic tells the stripper that he was in Leaving Las Vegas. The stripper replies, “Get away from me, poor man’s Tom Hanks!” The crabs then eat Nicolas Cage whole and National Treasure: Return of That Cage Guy is put on hold.

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