My life as a lasted about ten minutes. It was at our family reunion when I was ten. My cousin, Connie McPokerton had just been given an for her birthday. She challenged me to a game of . She ritualistically whipped my ass — then adding insult to injury, she yanked my pants down and told all the family members in attendance that I lost because of my .

So when someone asks me if I own an or a or a , I usually yank out my balls and ask them if they’d like to play with my (aka Super Nut-E-Sack).

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