I just took a — it was almost orgasmic.

It’s odd to me that we associate one of the most pleasing experiences of our lives with so many bad things.

For instance, when things go bad, . Or when one goes crazy, they’ve gone . If you’re stupid, you’re a or you have .

If you tell your girlfriend that you aren’t ready for a commitment, she calls you a . When you’re so drunk that you drop trou and shit in front of your girlfriend’s parents, you’re . If you try to tell your girlfriend that you don’t remember a thing from the dinner with her parents, she says, “Sure. You don’t know ! Do you?” When the security cam video from the restaurant you ate at with your girlfriend’s parents shows up on , you’ve now made her . And if there’s a daily vlog dedicated to you all the times you were caught taking a shit in public, then it’s the .

I say we either stick to , or have at all. This associating shit with bad shit is plain !

Poke



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