I had so much fun with the I decided to do another one.

20.

“Bad, bad, bad, bad Toys. You make me feel so good.”

19.

“When a transsexual takes too much and becomes permanently erect, he/she/it decorates his/her/its yule log with Christmas ornaments and becomes a Holiday sensation.”

18.

“When Santa renames The North Pole, sues his ass back to the stone ages.”

17.

“When a little girl stops believing in St. Nick he dies and the world hates her.”

16.

“When Santy moves into a shanty, he becomes a vigilante who wears panties and spews hate filled ranties about the policies of the Presidanty.”

15.

“When two little elves meet at summer camp and realize that they are twins they switch places and devise a plan to get Santa and Mrs. Clause back together. makes another cameo and cashes another check.”

14.

“Tired of getting his ass kicked by the Easter Bunny, Santa begins taking steroids. But when his name appears on , he must find a way to save Christmas and .”

13.

“An orange grows on a tree in Florida, but dies during a frost. It never makes it to Christmas. The end.”

12.

“When a bear decides to sleep through Christmas, he becomes like all other bears and goes into hibernation for the winter.” WARNING: This movie will bear you to sleep.

11.

“After revealing to Mrs. Clause that he is and has always been gay, Santa learns that he has contracted the HIV virus. stars as Santa. Soundtrack includes hit single “

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