The Curse of the Pirate Sword
The Non-Retards, The Poke Show Original Sketch Comedy May 28th, 2007I went to see “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” this weekend, and all I can think about now is how hot this Orlando Bloom chick is. I mean I’d love to stick my pirate sword in her sheath. Of course, the movie was made all the more hot by the lesbian love triangle between her and that girl from the naked magazine cover. I did find it strange that a big summer movie for families would be so open about gay marriage, but it is a Hollywood movie.
Anyway, I give the beautiful lesbian love story five pirate swords up, and the rest of the movie no pirate swords (okay, maybe half a pirate sword for the giant, half-naked Jamaican chick).
Poke
May 28th, 2007 at 6:12 am
A pirate sword that kills with grape juice! Incredible!
I figured out the curse- it only affects people with white shirts!
Also, the gay marriage link was freakin’ hilarious!
May 28th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
It actually wasn’t that funny, you were just fooled into buying it cause it came from “The Laugh Factory.”
Poke
May 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I hate to mention this little error…but YOU were holding the sword too!!
Goodbye Poke…see you in HELL!
Chris
P.S. Nice job on the movie. You might have tried tomato juice rather than grape juice though.
May 28th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I get the feeling this is based on a true story.
Also, did you notice, right before the jump cut to guys being dead, the big kool aid jug guy came in and killed them all with the sword. Man I guess that scene mostly got left on the cutting room floor. OH YEAH
May 28th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
OH YEAH!!!!!
Poke
May 29th, 2007 at 10:28 am
if you listen really close, you can hear Jose fart when he is laying dead on the ground. HA HA HA HAH AHA HAHAHAH AAHAAAAAAA
May 29th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Holy Crap! You’ve got a pool!?!
May 29th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
…coppermouse is poor…
May 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Argh matey, Beware the pool. She be a temptress to many a midnight pool hopper, skinny dipping and peeing in your waters when you sleep. Always beware of the pool.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
What’s all this fuss about a pool?
Poke
May 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
what was it? death by grape juice, and totally didnt see the ending coming.