The Idiocy of Kermit the Frog
What Makes Poke Think? August 2nd, 2008One of my dogs started eating poop. I read somewhere on the internet that they do that because it tastes good to them. I got to thinking that maybe we as humans are missing out. So I ate some poop. And to be totally honest, it tasted like shit.
Have you ever eaten an apple and wondered if Eve looked hot naked?
Have you ever popped a cherry in your mouth and felt a bit dirty about it?
Have you ever had a lover shove a banana in you butt and thought to yourself, “YELLOW!”?
Kermit the Frog was an idiot (is an idiot, if you’re one of those nutjobs that thinks he’s still alive). It is easy to be green. Go to a local taco stand and you’ll be green for a week. Your tongue will turn green. You’re face will turn green. Your penis will turn green. If you’re a woman, you’ll grow a green penis.
Poke
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August 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
That question about Eve plagues me everytime I see an apple. What a relief to know I’m not alone.
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
We are never alone…except when we are by ourselves in a room.
Poke
August 8th, 2008 at 8:17 am
The aliens genetically bred lots of Eves from monkeys and then fucked them, creating giant superhumans who were destroyed in a planetary deluge as Earth crossed the galactic plane descending into dimensions of lower harmonics. Duh.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
No but I’ve wondered why Eve fucked an asp.
Unk
August 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
What has this post devolved into?
Poke
August 11th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Asp fucking?
Unk
August 13th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Well I never knew that Kermit the frog died. I didn’t see his name in the obituaries. When did he pass anyway? Was it before of after Eve lost her cherry?
August 13th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
It’s a well known fact that Kermit fucked an asp and died.
Unk
August 15th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Which is why no one ever says “Go fuck an Asp and Die” out of respect for the King of Muppets.
Poke
August 19th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
You wanna know a secret??? I don’t even need the banana in my ass to think, “YELLOW!”. SSshhhhhhh…it’s a secret.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
All you need to know about asp-fucking is:
1) The location of the asp-hole
and
2) where the asp ends the the fangy part begins
Kermit was obviously unaware of the second rule of asp-sex. If you don’t follow the second rule, the asp becomes like a genital-sheath of death. This fact is widely known in the scientific community.