The Knife Trick
The Non-Retards, The Poke Show Original Sketch Comedy May 13th, 2007I used to have a college buddy who could do knife tricks. I don’t recall his name, but I think we called him Knifey or That Guy Who Does Knife Tricks. Aw, who am I kidding, I never went to college. I once went to a college to meet some drunk sorority chicks.
The knife trick guy was my Uncle Bobby. He and his wife Three Fingered Kate were like my parents growing up, they were never around. When I see those magicians like the Mind Freak guy do knife tricks, I think about Uncle Bobby and Aunt Kate and wonder what they’re doing now.
Poke
May 14th, 2007 at 11:39 am
[...] The Knife Trick [...]
May 14th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Why don’t you go do something white? HAHAHA
May 14th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Like watching pron with your pals ain’t white enough.
Poke
May 14th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
What the FUCK was the shit that squirted on the guy’s face? Haven’t you ever heard of EGG WHITE?
Unk
May 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Haven’t you ever heard of a guy getting stabbed in the dick causing blood and PISS to come out?
Poke
May 15th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
LOL. Nope. I must have missed the blood.
Just tell me one thing though… That really was PISS, right?
You know it’s true.
Unk
May 16th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I think that Mexican guy is dreamy. I WOULD love for him to see my cock and balls.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I don’t know if I like where this is goin’…
Unk
May 17th, 2007 at 12:34 am
But do you like where this one’s coming?
Poke
May 19th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
See, Poke was the first to get Poked…I told you it wasn’t a stupid question to ask who gets poked first!
Chris
May 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
A wise man once said “There are no stupid questions.” Then he asked why I was holding the gun at his head. He was wrong about the stupid question thing.
Poke
May 29th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Holy Crap! You’ve got a knife!?! Man, you guys must be rich.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:56 pm
They also have a pool. Rich indeed.
June 12th, 2007 at 7:48 am
OMFG.
June 12th, 2007 at 8:46 am
You like?
Poke