I tried to think of some in conjunction with this sketch by The Non-Retards, but couldn’t think of anything not covered or uncovered by Jose. What I find amazing is that Jose can say anything at all. I personally have never met a man so needlessly, uninterestingly, boringly devoid of intellect.

He is a very stupid man.

If one were to ask, “How many Jose’s does it take to change a light bulb?” One would not get a very good answer, because we can never truly define what a Jose is or isn’t or could be.

Is a Jose a man, woman, deer, or child? Is Jose everlasting or short tempered? Is Jose no way? Is Jose can you see? And for that matter why is there no C in Jose? Does he not eat enough Oranges? What is an Orange?

I find the mystery of Jose to be, above all, hard to figure out.

For instance, all the things he says he’d never say, I heard him say. is, “WTF?”

And as I now find it time to go, I find it , because I don’t know how to say goodbye.

All this because of a bunch of Things Jose Would Never Say.

Poke


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