Can you not find a better place to up the chuck? I realize that the body gets what the body wants and it takes not into account the sensitive eyes of other bodies in other cars, but I can’t help but wonder why you didn’t even try to move over to the ditch or use your car as a shield. I mean, most folk would be embarrassed to just hang out of the side of the car spewing a brownish, chunky liquid all over the pavement. I guess because most folk are decent folk. So I guess you are not a decent folk. You are a bad folk. BAD FOLK!!!

Throwing up is a curious thing. Make-ah one man weep, make another man sing. But if you sing when you see someone puking, then you, my friend, are a sick puppy. And I don’t want to be your friend anymore, so stop calling me.

I once got an email (from Jose) with a link to a video of a woman throwing up on a dog as porn music played. I cried for like three days after that. I mean, what is sexy about porn music? I never get turned on by porn music. That damn music ruined my enjoyment of what should have been a very sensual moment. Now if there had been some Mellencamp playing…I would’ve been doing something else for three days…trying to get that damn “Our Country” song out of my head.

What makes us throw up? Does what throw up must come done? What kind of medical condition has symptoms of simultaneous bleeding, sweating, and leaky tear ducts? These are questions that may never be answered or maybe never should have been asked. But one thing is certain, seeing that guy puking on the side of the road was really, really gross.

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