I scoured and found the top ten funny . I didn’t look to see what each film is about, just judged ‘em based on title alone. And I will give them each a log line that I think best fits the funny titles.

10.

“A C.I.A. operative and a Catholic Priest are forced into a deadly game of cat and mouse with the Taliban when they stumble upon a secret code hidden in the inner-lining of all standard issue Nun’s undergarments (a.k.a. Nunderwear).”

9.

“A little boy and his dog fall asleep in a rail car after a spirited game of hide-and-go-seek, but when they wake up far away from home they learn the hard way that the tracks are the territory of The Hobo King.” WARNING: Banned in seventeen countries for scenes involving animal and child slaughter.

8.

“When King Herod realizes that Baby Jesus escaped the , he goes underground. Now, together with his team of rag-tag, fly-by-the-seat-of-their-robes kidnappers, he must devise a plan to kidnap the newborn Saviour and extract his D.N.A. to manufacture an army of Jesus soldiers.”

7.

“When founder writes a bad review for his latest Christmas present, Santa teaches him a lesson by magically trading places with him. But when appears at the North Pole to ‘do away with that foul mouthed fatty-come-lately’ and steal Santa’s immortality Harry must find a way to save Christmas and put lots of exclamation points and capital letters in the subject line of all his toy related news items.”

6.

“Santa becomes a cross dressing prostitute.”

5.

“Mother Goose becomes a Nudist, and somehow becomes a part of the Christmas holiday.”

4.

“Three elves band together to take on racism in Santa’s workshop. They take their case all the way to the North Pole Supreme Court where they challenge the old stereotype that elves are the same as dwarfs, midgets, hobbits, or pygmies.”

3.

“Four best buds make a pact that they will all loose their virginity over Christmas break, but when Peter wakes up Christmas morning and discovers that he’s become a girl he’ll have to make it to the New Year without his pals date raping him/her/it.”

2.

“Documentarian takes on the religious community and finds a few new ways to blame George W. Bush and the for every crime ever committed.”

1.

“When a little Jewish boy is picked on by a little Christian boy, he goes on a murderous rampage to rid the world of all gentiles. A film.”

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