What is The Poke Show?

None of your damn business!

But if you insist…The Poke Show is two things:

First, it is a way for me to exorcise the demons of my fucked up life by telling you about all the shit that happens or has happened to me so that you may laugh and judge me by the size of my genitalia.

Second, it is an internet sketch comedy show and a shrine to internet in general.

Who are you?

I'm Poke. Are you seriously this dumb?

Who's doing the "original sketch comedy"?

Two groups of people: The Non-Retards — some gun-totin' assholes from Texas, and The Lava Factory — some hemp-wearin' pinkos from Canada.

Why sketch comedy?

I love the art form of sketch comedy. Getting people to laugh in a short time span is one of the hardest things to do. Also, I hear your mom likes sketch comedy and since I am her lover I figured it'd be a nice thing to do for her.

How come you're so vulgar?

How come your mom likes it in the ass?

Why should I visit your website?

Kind of an odd question to ask since you're already here.

Poke